all i want for christmas 2013

umaasa ako sa positive reinforcement ni sepsep. haha so this is it. i can't wait for that confession sa christmas eve! nyahaha. i can smell the steamy sex. ngar. haha that's thinking positive right? haha 

anyway this is it. 

rules:

1. make a post entitled "all i want for christmas 2013" and please use the photo above. (nakulong kasi sa christmas town na yan yung mga hindi sumunod sa chain post na ito. nag-shrink. chos. haha. hindi ko rin alam kung bakit yang pic na yan no. haha)
2. list six things you want to receive as a gift. (pano pag gahaman? 22 things bawal ba? choz! haha)
3. tag three friends who will make the same post and no tag backs.
4. send me the link so i can check too. (optional lang naman baka umasa ka na regaluhan kits e. nyahaha)

1. new blog.

matagal ko nang pinag-iisipan kung ano ang gagawin ko sa blog ko. gusto ko may focus siya. maca-categorize mo siya for example kung isa ba siyang food blog, chismis blog or gay blog. ang kaso pag iniisip ko yun gawin sa blog kong ito, just like my normal self, ayokong nakakahon so hindi rin ako susunod. haha nakakahon na nga sa trabaho pati ba naman sa blog ko? so hell no! haha

hanggang sa pumunta akong makati nung thursday. then an idea of a blog and my adventures in the city surfaced,  may resto reviews, film or books or what nots pero with a twist na bahagi sila ng kuwento hindi yung mema lang. kaso hindi naman ganun ang blog ko na may reviews and all though pwede naman kaso mas personal kasi siya e. sabi ng kaibigan ko pwede naman akong gumawa ng off shoot mula dito sa blog ko pero naisip ko i want something new. iba. mas mainstream kumbaga. hehe 

well hindi ko na pala kailangan hilingin ito dahil nagawa ko na siya. haha i know im such a prick. ginamit ko ito para lang magpromote ng bago kong blog. hahaha hindi ko naman iiwan itong aparador. rampadora kasi ako e. at wala gusto ko lang ng blog na laan naman para dun.

presenting:

BEKS AND THE CITY. 

so pwede ko rin sigurong hilingin na sana may magbasa! hahaha. so let's change my number one wish na humihiling ako ng readers! hahaha. 

hay sana mapanindigan ko ang bagong blog na yan. lol

2. mtrcb deputy card.

powerful ka kapag meron ka nito. well libreng panonood ng sine lang naman. haha kaya hindi na rin kataka-taka kung may mga taong namemeke nito para makalibreng sine! 

mula sa interaksyon site.

chika sa akin ng kaibigan ko kapag meron ka niyan, ang trabaho mo ay manood ng sine at magmonitor kung tama ba ang rating na binigay at kung sinusunod ba ng mga sinehan ang rating ng mtrcb. tapos magpapasa ka sa kanila ng deputy report. ang saya di ba? i love watching films kaya naman ang saya lang na mabigyan ng free pass sa any movie house. hehe.

kaso dahil nga sa privilege na ito, mas pahirapan na ang pag-aapply para makakuha ng deputy card.

3. any john green book.

i love reading. 

matagal nang nasa radar ko si john green pero sa dinami rami ng nakatambak kong librong babasahin, hindi ko siya maisingit singit. (im currently reading robert galbraith aka jk rowling's the cuckoo's calling) so kung may magbibigay man sa akin, e di bongga. hehe. 

4. plane tickets to any destination.

let's fly!

i love travelling. that sense of adventure in every turn in an unfamiliar place, everything is exotic even just the little ordinary things. kaya lubos akong magagalak kung may magreregalo sa akin ng plane tickets. hehe. take note, plural. haha 

5. letter of acceptance from hogwarts.

oh shit. bakit ang late kong natanggap?

feeling ko naligaw lang yung owl na nagpapadala sa akin e. bakit hindi ko natanggap ang letter of acceptance ko? baka ngayon pwede na. sulat kaya ako kay santa? 

6. bato ni darna. 

uhm... not that "stone". 

sino bang ayaw magkasuper powers? at ayaw mo bang masubukang magkapeks kahit isang araw? nyahahaha. charot. i love my pototoy naman no. pero kapag nasa akin ang bato ni darna humanda yang mga binay na yan at ang mga boss ni napoles. bwahahahaha. 

so sino ang bibiktimahin ko?

si rix. mac. at maktub.

kapag hindi niyo ginawa ito after niyong mabasa kahit anong tago niyo, habang buhay kayong kukulitin ng mga inaanak niyo kahit hindi pasko at kapag sumunod naman kayo within 24 hours, babayaran ng mga nagtagong ninong at ninang niyo ang lahat ng kanilang pagkakautang. nyahaha. 

charot lang. haha keri lang naman wag pumatol... pero kayo rin... hahaha charosa rosal ulit. 

ps

click the photos for their respective source.

googled

cute.

nakita ko ito sa multiply ni samiboi at dahil diyan ginaya ko!. haha.

type in the following and choose the first choice (that makes sense) that appears on the list.

1) type in "[your name] needs" in google search:

kalansay (syempre yung name ko hindi ba?) needs a pseudonym.

powerful. haha. well i have one na nga.

2) type in "[your name] looks like" in google search:

kalansay looks like a good person.

oh pasensiya naman kahit google umaamin sa aking kabaitan. haha.

3) type in "[your name] likes" in google search:

kalansay likes to play ball.

haha. read between the lines na lang daw.

4 ) type in "[your name] says" in google search:

kalansay says wala na pala dati yung website ng dati kong school at kalansay says my classmate lost her bag.

wala po akong kinalaman sa pagkawala ng dating website ng school at higit sa lahat sa pagkawala ng bag ng aking kaklase. haha.

5) type in "[your name] wants" in google search:

kalansay also wants to have that kind of impact on others, which is one of the reasons his voicemail message is the bible verse matthew 16:26: "for what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul?"

pasensiya relihiyosa ang ate niyo ayon sa google. haha.

6) type in "[your name] does" in google search:

kalansay does not create a new data.

heto na nga nagcrecreate na eh. ambilis naman magtampo!

7) type in "[your name] hates" google search:

kalansay hates his world lit teacher for giving us a poem analysis assignment -- handwritten, cursive.

ay sushal hindi good student ang drama. well maku hindi ako cursive magsulat!

heto pa!

kalansay hates those ants crawling on the wall behind the printer.

ikaw gusto mo ba?

8) type in "[your name] goes" in google search:

"where kalansay goes, i go"

sorry marami akong supporters. pero may susunod pa kaya sa akin nito kung...

kalansay goes on at the raging bull board.

yikes.

9) type in "[your name] loves" in google search:

kalansay loves lekeya.

sino raw?

10) type in"[your name] is" in google search:

kalansay is concerned about abuse of prescribed and over the counter medication as well as illegal drugs.

pasensiya naman. iboto na akong president sa 2010. im not a gold digger in red. hehe.

ang saya saya naman ito. haha.

ano ba ang mukha ng relasyon sa taong hindi pa nagkakarelasyon?

ano ba ang mukha ng relasyon sa taong hindi pa nagkakarelasyon sa buong buhay niya?

maitim? maputi? masalimuot?

madrama? maputik? nakalulula?

maliit? ano nga ba? matayog? mabangis? mailap?

malungkot? malaki?

masaya? makulay? masukal?

busangot? nakabibingi? matulis? madugo?

mataray? mabagal?

madilim? pangit? nakakapaso? nakamamangha?

maganda?

guwapo? maliwanag? nakababaliw? kapiraso? nakalilibog?

hindi ko rin alam.

blur.

sa aking mundong ginagalawan, mas mahirap makahanap o makatagpo ng karelasyon. knowing the pihikan taste of filipino gay society and mga prejudice at discrimination sa mismong loob ng circle, mas lalong nakakalito, mas lalong lumalabo ang paningin ko ukol sa isang relasyon.

mahirap ang umibig at ibigin sa mundong aking ginagalawan. mas masakit humusga ang kapwang queer, bi, bakla, vadaf, silahis... kung ano mang tawag na iisa lang naman talaga ang kahulugan... lalaki ka na nagkakagusto sa kapwa lalaki.

mahirap umibig at ibigin sa mundong aking ginagalawan. kung saan puno ng pagkukunwari at mga ideal man na hinabi lang naman sa panaginip.

mahirap umibig at ibigin sa mundong aking ginagalawan. kung saan ang mukha ng relasyon ay walang mukha. walang hitsura puro ilusyon lang o dili kaya'y nakamaskara, inukit lang sa kapirasong tabla.

mahirap umibig at ibigin sa mundong aking ginagalawan. ang mga naghihintay ay walang aabangan. ang mga naghahanap walang makita. ang walang pakialam, wala talagang pakialam. ang umaasa, walang mapapala.

mahirap umibig at ibigin sa mundong aking ginagalawan. kahit na ako'y citizen feeling ko isa pa rin akong alien. anytime pwedeng maexport pabalik sa mundong hindi ko naman tahanan.

mahirap umibig at ibigin sa mundong aking ginagalawan. kaya ako? hinahayaan na lang. bahala na ang kapalaran. kung darating, aking papapasukin. kung ako'y mababangga ako'y magpapaumanhin. basta nasa waiting shed lang ako. hindi ako naghihintay ng pag-ibig o ng relasyon o ng fling o ng sex na tatapos ng aking 20 taong tagtuyot. naghihintay ako ng jeep na magdadala sa akin kung saan dapat ako magtungo.

ano

na ba talaga

ang mukha ng relasyon

sa taong hindi pa nakararanas ng relasyon?

hindi ko na talaga alam. siguro wala naman talagang mukha.
basta ang alam ko mahirap umibig at ibigin sa mundong aking ginagalawan.

*****

sinong matitira? sa mundong ito na tunay bang may mukha ang relasyon at hindi init lamang ng katawan ang basehan? nakatatakot. baka unti-unti na pala akong pinapatay, ngayon pang isa akong taong hindi makita ang tunay na mukha ng relasyon. kasalanan ko bang hindi makaranas masabihan ng "mahal kita" kailanman?

choose the weapon of your choice.
sana huwag masakit ha?
ayokong masaktan bago ko ipikit ang aking mga mata.

kelan ka buwang pinanganak?

aba aba abba! tinag ako ni tiya kiks upang gawin ang isang task na ito, ang ipabatid kung kailang buwan ako pinanganak.

well ganito lang naman ang instructions, uy ha? bawal daw ang not following the instructions kaya dapat sumunod kung ayaw bumagsak. no erasures din. so heto na ang mga instruction:

What to do:
1. Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.
2. Copy-paste the traits for all the twelve months (see below).
3. Pick your month of birth.
4. Highlight the traits that apply to you.
5. Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their blogs and leaving a
comment for them.
6. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve done it!

ayan. kailangan mo ng translator ala miss thailand at miss venezuela? huwag na. magastos. anyway anong buwan ba ako lumabas sa mundo?

*sound effects*

palakpakan! niluwal ako sa buwan ng JULIO o JULY! at ayon sa tag ni tiya kiks heto raw ang mga traits ko:

Fun to be with. ay infairness feeling ko masaya naman akong kasama? zzzzzz. chos. hehe
Secretive. very much. as in.
Difficult to fathom and to be understood. uhmm siguro? kasi nahihirapan akong magexplain verbally. hehe. ewan ko ba kung bakit.
Quiet unless excited or tensed. tumpak!
Takes pride in oneself. minsan?
Has reputation. ewan!
Easily consoled. yeah. hehe
Honest. oo? secret. secretive naman ako eh. hehe
Concerned about people’s feelings. oo. minsan mas iniisip ko pa feelings ng iba kaysa sa akin. pft.
Tactful. hindi naman masyado.
Friendly. kapag nasa mood makipagfriends. hehe
Approachable. kinda.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. unpredictable ba ako? i need a witness for this!
Moody and easily hurt. dati.
Witty and sparkly. oo. haha.
Not revengeful. yeah. hindi bagay sa akin ang la vendetta.
Forgiving but never forgets. yeah. *evil grin*
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. medyo. pero gusto ko detailed na straight to the point. hehe
Guides others physically and mentally. ay may ganun?
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. minsan.
Caring and loving. oo. mapagmahal ako. hihi
Treats others equally. yes! walang kaibikaibigan, walang kamakamag-anak. hehe
Strong sense of sympathy. hindi masyado. wala akong awa. chos. meron naman.
Wary and sharp. anong wary? next...
Judges people through observations. naoobserbahan kita...
Hardworking.
No difficulties in studying. time management is the key. hehe
Loves to be alone. yeah. i love to be alone sometimes.
Always broods about the past and the old friends. may nagsabi nga sa akin na natrap pa ako sa past eh. hehe
Likes to be quiet. may moment na ganito.
Homely person. homey in the sense na mas gusto kong magstay sa mga bahay ng barkada jko kaysa magbar hopping...
Waits for friends. im so friend-oriented.
Never looks for friends. paano ba ito? hindi ako naghahanap ng friend? skip!
Not aggressive unless provoked. yep. agree ako rito.
Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. oo kasi ang payat ko. so hindi lahat ng may dieting problem mataba. hehe
Loves to be loved. sinong may ayaw?
Easily hurt but takes long to recover. ay hindi. mabilis din akong makarecover.

ayan. close na tayo. ngayon naman dahil ako na ang taya heto ang aking mga itatag, syempre hindi ko na itatag mga natag na... lyka, bitterbitch, bryan, buddy pat, mharkee, anne, gabby, kc, davenport, thesocialcritic, coach at si markxander!

ayan kumpleto na ang aking twelve roses. hehe next ay ang nobela na... humanda ka na sa matinding basahang magaganap... pero well syempre yung month mo lang babasahin mo unless gusto mong basahin pati yung sa kapit-bahay niyo, jowa mo, kasambahay mo at aso mo...

the twelve months

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

binalaan kita ha? hehe. haba noh?! hehe