penis monologues

i hated it when people ask dick pics on grindr.

so i send them my poser dick pic.

lol.

yeah i know. what a dick move right? 

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medyo tmi yun.
too much info. 

so moving on...

i still blush when i say titi in real life. pero slight na lang. haha there was a time na i can't say it out loud pa nga. penis sounded better. i'd rather say puke hundred times than titi. i dunno. 

why say it if you can just lick and put it in your mouth right?

charot lang. haha ang bastos nampota. lol

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bakit nga ba ang bakla nagulat 'ay puke' ang isinisigaw at hindi 'ay titi'?

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bootot, pitoy mga slang ng penis sa ilonggo. 

wala lang pinush ko yan para masabi na sa ilo-ilo city at guimaras ako nagholy week with my friend and workmate. haha ang daming poging ilonggo ah. 

kinilig ang bootot ko. charot. hihi

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nagteam building kami nung monday sa beach sa batangas.

may activity na isalang daw ang best member sa team, aba ako pinush ng mga team mates ko. e di ako na magaling. haha 

beauty pageant pala. shet.

honestly hindi ako comfortable if ever alam kong ganun ang gagawin, hindi ako magvovolunteer. so since andun na, para sa team at syempre para sa spirit of fun, ginawa ko na rin.

guess what? fourth runner up lang ako. haha

natalo ako ng dalawang straight (beki ang nanalo ng korona).  shet. 

napush ko pa naman ang opening intro ko, "mga mahal kong kandidata, hanap kayo nang hanap ng korona, nasa ulo ko lang pala..." booom nawaley ako sa q and a! haha

pota. napressure ako kasi ako ang una.

ang pakulo, may ipapakitang pichur tas kukuda ka. 

ang pic na napunta sa'kin about idea.

so sabi ko... "ang idea ay kung saan tayo nagsisimula....."

fuck.

natigil ako.

fuck.

as in namental block ako. haha shet expectorant siguro sila na makakasagot ako ng bongga kasi well writer ako at bading pa at the same time. 

but no.

na-pa thank you na lang ako. haha

shet. simula nun alam kong fourth runner up na ako. haha
nahiya ako sa team mates ko. hahahaha

so hindi ko na ibabash ang mga beauty contestant na nawawaley sa q and a bilang i know the feeling na. hahaha

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so dahil hindi ko matanggap kuya april boy ang pagkatalo sa straight naglasing ako. charot. haha syempre after ng ganap may jinuman. 

hindi ako palainom, pero dahil sa pakikisama syempre tutungga ka or something. haha

ang kanto lang ng pagtungga. 

it was an interesting night actually.

an awkward pa-virgin kiss (nakakaguilty to though  dahil sa dare at wala sa ulirat yung isa lol) and an action packed chase scene sa beach.

the point is, ang lahat ay nang dahil lang sa call of etits.

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nung laban ni pacquiao sabi ng mga netizens walang balls si mayweather dahil sa kaniyang fighting style. hindi ako nanood actually. so i dunno. apparently takbo siya nang takbo.

dahil dito he was tagged as #gayweather.

bakit pag duwag at walang balls bakla agad? 

excuse me. 

oo marahil may duwag na bakla pero it's wrong na ipush ang kabaklaan sa taong nambubugbog ng asawa at umuurong sa kanyang laban.

karamihan sa mga baklang kakilala ko mas may balls pa kaysa sa mga tunay na lalaki.

hindi biro ang buhay ng mga beki.

ang kakaibang pakiramdam na nilalabanan mo, ang kalabang lipunan, ang moralidad...

ang paglabas lang sa kloseta ay isang anyo ng kakaibang katapangan.

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does size matter to me?

not really, actually.

i like kissing more so...

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recently, mary jane veloso's case hogged the headlines. naligtas siya sa kaniyang pending doom.

but then filipinos reacted when her mother uttered her issues about the government na hindi sila tinulungan.

ewan ko lang. at first naloka ako at naisip ko walang utang na loob but naisip ko, ano nga bang alam ko sa kanilang plight? 

but what bothered me is what if nagamit din siya ng ibang tao for their own personal agenda? siguro hindi naman.

hay wala ng mas nakakaloka pa kundi ang mabrainwash ka sa bagay na di mo pinaniwalaan, principles are like dicks na hindi mo basta basta ipapasubo na lang sa iba di ba? 

though hindi naman siguro. may sariling isip naman ang mga veloso. 

yeah this is just me and my trust issues. lol

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...okay what a random post.